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Best Pick Up Lines

If you're looking for a way to pick up your next date (or even if you're just looking for a good laugh), check out the best of the best pick up lines as voted on and submitted by our readers!

  1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? [No, why] Because you are CU TE.
  2. It's a good thing you're not corn. [Why?] Because you're hot. You'd be popping all over!
  3. Look him/her up and down and say "And I thought it was hot outside!"
  4. Do you smoke? [No.] Then why are you so smokin' hot?
  5. This is the check-out counter, right? [Right.] So, is it all right if I check you out? [or if "No."] Could I check you out anyway?
  6. Are you an artist? (No.) I'm surprised, because you are a masterpiece.
  7. Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
  8. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
  9. Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
  10. Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
  11. Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
  12. Hi, who's your friend?
  13. Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
  14. Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
  15. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
  16. How You Doin? [ala Joey on NBC's FRIENDS]
  17. What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
  18. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
  19. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  20. Do these look real?
  21. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
  22. It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
  23. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
  24. Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.