Cheesy Pick Up Lines

These cheesy pick up lines literally make us laugh out loud! You never know what kind of reaction you may get when you use a cheesy pick up line... while they're not likely to work in "picking up" anyone, you may get a laugh or a chuckle, which makes a great ice breaker and could get you more conversation time. On the other hand, they are pretty cheesy, so you may get a cold shoulder with he or she thinking you're unoriginal or, well, cheesy!

  1. If you were any sweeter, you'd fire up my diabetes.
  2. Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]
  3. Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
  4. Are you a volcano? (Why?) Becuase you make my heart explode.
  5. Do they play 'I spy' in heaven? Because I spy an angle with my little eye.
  6. Is this book late? (Why?) Cause you got FINE written all over you.
  7. My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
  8. I'm not a pie expert but you make my banana "cream"!
  9. This is the check-out counter, right? [Right.] So, is it all right if I check you out? [or if "No."] Could I check you out anyway?
  10. I've always felt there was a hole in my life, but you look about the right size to fill it.
  11. I wish I was a predicate so i could be the direct object of your affection.
  12. If you were a library book, I would check you out first!
  13. Are you an artist?
    [No] - Then why were you drawing my attention?
    [Yes] Oh, so that's why you're drawing my attention!
  14. I'm a rain drop and I'm falling for you.
  15. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
  16. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
  17. Do you like cheese?
  18. If you ever got a parrot would you put it on this shoulder or this shoulder? [Last shoulder put your arm around it.]
  19. Do you believe in the here-after? 'Cause I'm here and you know what I'm after!
  20. I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is.
  21. Hey how smart are you? [Pretty smart.] Then why is taking you so long to realize that I'm trying to ask you out?
  22. I'm so lucky to have you... Does that mean your my good luck charm? If I rub you will I get lucky?
  23. The good thing about dreams is that they are free. If I got charged for every dream I had with you, I'd be bankrupt.
  24. [Can I have a ride home?] I don't know about a ride home, but I can give you the ride of your life.
  25. I will be right back, but in the meantime think about ice cream, strawberries, and sparkling wine all over your body.
  26. Hurry - you need to stop, drop, and roll baby - cause you are on fire!
  27. Do you come here often? I swear I haven't seen you around before.
  28. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
  29. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
  30. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
  31. You sure have a great looking tooth.
  32. You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
  33. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
  34. Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
    Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
    You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
    (preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)
  35. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
  36. Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
  37. That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
  38. What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
  39. Want to take a swim in my ocean?
  40. Lets do math! We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.
  41. Your'e father must be Bin Laden cause you'rer the bomb!
  42. Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
  43. Do you like Burger King? [Why?]Because I'll do it your way!
  44. Hi, do you have a little something right here? [Where?] I lied, but would you like to have a little something right there?
  45. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  46. Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
  47. Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
  48. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock!
  49. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
  50. If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
  51. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  52. Was you father an alien? Because you're out of this world!
  53. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  54. There's something wrong with my eyes. [What?] I can't take them off of you!
  55. Your name should be Campbell's, cause you're "mmmmm mmmmm good.
  56. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  57. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
  58. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  59. You're so sweet that you're giving me a toothache.
  60. Hey baby! Want some fries with that shake?
  61. I'm a genie. Can I be in your bottle?
  62. Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
  63. Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
  64. Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
  65. [Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
  66. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
  67. You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!
  68. So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
  69. If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
  70. You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
  71. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  72. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
  73. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  74. Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
  75. Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
  76. Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
  77. How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.