Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Really into geeky tech things? Then you may want to try out one of these nerdy pick up lines next to you try to pickup up a guy/girl! While they may think you're really nerdy, they may also find it a bit humorous, which is generally a plus in dating situations. At the very least, you'll hopefully get a little laugh, which could turn into an opening.

  1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? [No, why] Because you are CU TE.
  2. You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.
  3. Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you've been burning me up all day.
  4. Are you lonely? Because I'm an app for that.
  5. Did you know that CD stood for cute dude?
  6. Can I help you unzip your files?
  7. Isn't your e-mail address
  8. You make my software turn into hardware!
  9. You had me at "Hello World".
  10. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your notebook.
  11. I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.
  12. If you were Spock's phaser, you would be set to stun.
  13. I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
  14. I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
  15. Can you hold me down? [why] Because I feel like I am filled with helium when standing next to you.
  16. I'm trying to learn HTML... How To Meet Ladies, could I get your name?