145 Funny Love Quotes
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  1. Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?
    Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?
    -- Barbra Streisand
  2. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
    Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
    -- Benjamin Franklin
  3. If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
    -- Bette Midler
  4. Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
    Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
    -- Beverly Nichols
  5. There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time... Husband!
    -- Bill Maher
  6. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
    Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
    -- Billy Connolly
  7. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
    Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
    -- Billy Crystal
  8. A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
    -- Brendan Francis