145 Funny Love Quotes

  1. Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
    Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
    --  Adrienne Gusoff
  2. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
    An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
    --  Agatha Christie
  3. If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
    If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
    --  Alan King
  4. We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
    We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
    --  Alanis Morissette
  5. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
    Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
    --  Albert Einstein
  6. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
    --  Albert Einstein
  7. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
    Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
    --  Albert Einstein
  8. In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
    In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
    --  Amy Poehler
  9. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
    If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
    --  Aristotle Onassis